FANI - Fellow of the Australian Nunya Institute (Long Serving Nunya).
G'day - Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Blotto - Inebriated beyond the capacity to stand up.
Ripper - Words of praise fail me.
Rack Off - your presence is no longer required.
Fair dinkum - Of course I'm telling the truth.
Ridgy Didge - See above.
Pull Ya Head In - You may be correct in your assertion but shut up.
Wanna Rage - Would you like to drink large quantities of alcohol with us until we drop?
Drongo - A rather dimwitted person.
Your Shout - If you value your well being you should buy the next drink.
Go On - I'm not entirely convinced you know what you're talking about.
Whaddayawant - Might I enquire about your needs.
Chunder - Delicate act of regurgitation.
You Pong - Dear me, we do smell don't we.
Bloody Oath - I'm in total agreement with you.
Howya Goin - Might I enquire about your welfare.
Give It A Go Ya Mug - Are you perhaps incapable of performing this act.
Beer Coat - Invisible, but warm coat worn when walking home after a session at 3am in the morning.
Beer Compass - Another invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a session, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got there and where you came from.
Bobfoc - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
Breakin The Seal - First Pee in the pub after hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits are required every 10 minutes for the rest of the night.
Bundyancoke - Bundaberg Rum with Coke Cola.
Jackandry - Jack Daniels & Dry Ginger Ale.
Britney Spears - Rhyming slang for "beers" eg 3 Britneys.
Tart Fuel - Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
Percussive Maintenance - The fine art of belting the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
Testiculating - Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
Salad Dodger - To describe an overweight person.
Mystery Bus - Arrives at the pub late at night when you are in the toilet after your 10th pint and whisks away all the unattractive people leaving only the stunners when you come out of the toilet.
Mystery Taxi - Arrives at your place early the next morning just before you wake up and whisks away the stunner you slept with and leaves a 10 pinter in your bed.
Although the Nunya's are committed to Social Interaction, hard partying and good old fashioned fun we are also committed to the responsible consumption of alcohol ...........but by the way, thats nunya bloody business either !!